INCONSISTENT

Wear a mask in public.

I put on a full gas mask.

No, that’s too much mask.

Speak up. Do not remain silent. Silence is complicity.

So I speak about confronting governmental overreach, and actual revolution.

No, that’s too loud and too aggressive. You’re not helping.

Behave as we say.

Oh, you mean “inconsistently”?

Yes. Jump if we say jump.

But yesterday you said, “Lie down”.

That was yesterday.  

What about when you said, “Bend over”?

Oh, that’s always a thing but we didn’t think it needed to be repeated today.